The last time we visited Nassau, in 2011, we walked along a walkway with riprap reaching down into the ocean. The riprap was full of iguanas taking in the rays. (See the second photo.) In the 14 years since then, the port constructed a faux village when you disembark the ship, which you arrive in after a 10-minute tram ride and five minutes of walking. It was filled with restaurants, bars, and souvenir shops. That in itself is a disappointment, but the true horror came when we walked out and discovered there were six gigantic cruise ships in Nassau that day, discharging around 20,000 passengers into the small town. Truly, this was overkill – crowded and LOUD. If we ever dock again here, we decided we would just stay on the ship.
In the faux port village, we heard an announcement mimicking a 1990s K-Mart store. It began: “Attention shoppers.” We didn’t listen, so we didn’t get the message! It seemed a bit anachronistic. Once we left that circus, the streets of the town were equally crowded. There were more jewelry and diamond stores than could ever make a profit. It is a wonder that anyone purchases Caribbean jewelry, since it can’t easily be returned if it breaks apart, for example. Several years ago, Mike went scuba diving on one of the islands and Jan walked around the downtown, passing many jewelers. One man tried to hand her a flyer for his store with a discount on a purchase. Jan said, “No, thanks. I’m not into jewelry.” He looked at her coolly and asked, “Then why are you here?”
Generally, port cities are great for walking around, even aimlessly wandering if you haven’t planned a tour or anything special. This was a special kind of hell. We lasted about two hours and returned to the relative quiet and serenity of the ship, minus a good number of its passengers. It was heaven after being jostled by 20,000 people. Nassau was almost – almost – as busy as Rome! – and not in a good way!




















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